The Most Epic TTRPG Box of 2025...? 👀
Check it out here ▶

Happily Never After – February 2026

$9.99

System:
D&D 5e

When a noble man obsessed with destiny arrives in search of a bride, the party is hired to escort him through magical swamplands. But beneath the fairytale story lies something twisted: a face-stealing witch, a dead baker, and a web of lies stretching from noble salons to sunken graves.

 

Click the thumbnail below to preview the PDF:

Happily Never After Preview

Product format: Digital Book (PDF)
Language: English
Add to Cart

All-Level Adventure Blueprint

Custom Monster Stat Blocks

Encounter Generator Tables

Adventure Hooks Almanac

Arcane Codex

Battlemaps and Tokens

Camp Minigames

Monster Hunter Diary

Plug & Play Factions and Lore

NPC and Enemy Cards

Custom Character Sheets

Product Description

You came to Domani expecting a low-effort escort job. You stayed because a beautiful noble with zero self-awareness declared you his destiny handlers and immediately walked toward a swamp. Now you’re tangled in a fairytale that’s rotting at the edges: stolen faces, a dead baker, a witch with too much confidence, and a prince who thinks character development is optional.

Will you:
👑 Survive elite salons where one wrong compliment can start a duel?
🌿 Investigate a swamp full of cursed landmarks and vibes that say “you should reflect on this”?
⚰️ Help lay a forgotten woman to rest by literally building her grave and improvising the world’s most unhinged eulogy?
🧅 Learn that ogres, onions, and people all have layers – and most of them make you cry?
🎭 Uncover a true-crime mystery involving jealousy, bad instructions, stolen faces, and a witch who really should not be allowed near bread recipes?
💔 Decide whether to confront the bog witch, accept a very fake fairytale ending, or let a prince choose who he wants to be without a script?

In the end, you’ll leave with mud on your boots, truth in your hands, and the uncomfortable knowledge that destiny is just peer pressure from dead people (or your mom).
Welcome to Melmosa. Drink the tea. Question the story. And remember: not every fairytale deserves a crown.

 

Get the FREE Cheat Sheet here: Download

 

What you get:

  • Adventure Blueprint – 31 pages of streamlined adventure essentials for quick setup
  • 18 Custom Character and Creature Statblocks with new actions
  • Encounter Generator Table for quick and scalable combat
  • 27 Adventure Hooks to spice up the story
  • 11 new Magic Items and Spells
  • 3 Battlemaps for print and digital use
  • 17 Character and Monster Tokens
  • Monster Hunter Diary with relevant trophies
  • Plug&Play Factions and Lore
  • 5 NPC Cards

 

Dungeons & Dragons® and D&D® are registered trademarks of Wizards of the Coast LLC. This site is not affiliated with, endorsed, sponsored, or specifically approved by Wizards of the Coast.
linkedin facebook pinterest youtube rss twitter instagram facebook-blank rss-blank linkedin-blank pinterest youtube twitter instagram