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The Player Characters will attend a halfling Spring Goose Festival. Thought this will be a wholesome festival arc? Think again. It’s a goose murder mystery wrapped in an existential meltdown – served with a side of competitive pie flinging and suspiciously sentient livestock.
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You came for the pies. You stayed for the prophecy. Now you’re ankle-deep in cursed geese, unstable rituals, and halfling drama.
Thought this would be a wholesome festival arc? Think again. It’s a goose murder mystery wrapped in an existential meltdown – served with a side of competitive pie flinging and suspiciously sentient livestock.
Will you:
🦆 Solve a goose murder without getting hexed, cursed, or baked into a commemorative pie?
🌿 Infiltrate a spriggan glade where naps are sacred and logic is optional?
🧪 Assist a morally flexible wizardess in summoning a Goosedra to cure a land-wide curse?
🕊️ Fight a zombie goose apocalypse and question the ethics of bird necromancy mid-battle?
📖 Break into a magically locked wardrobe using fashion math and spiritual dishonesty?
🧠 Interpret cryptic hedgehog prophecy that might just be dream-ramblings?
👑 Meet a goddess, disappoint her, and still get invited to the afterparty?
🎪 Or… ignore the chaos entirely and enter every single festival contest for personal glory?
One thing’s certain:
This spring the feathers hit the fan.
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