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Say Cheese! – September 2025

$9.99

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D&D 5e

In Fondue Village, cheese was once sacred – until Governor Droolmont, now lactose-intolerant, banned it out of spite. With dairy outlawed, the Whey Rats Gang and tavernkeeper Orc “El Fromagio” smuggle cheese in secret. But something festers beneath the old cheese factory.

Sentient cheese monsters, born of a rotting culture starter called Muctopus, now haunt the village. The Milkward Sons worship cheese as divine, while the Ministry of Digestive Order hunts all curd with ruthless zeal.

The PCs are hired to uncover the cheese mystery, but soon find themselves in a battle between cult, state, and plague.

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Language: English
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All-Level Adventure Blueprint

Custom Monster Stat Blocks

Encounter Generator Tables

Adventure Hooks Almanac

Arcane Codex

Battlemaps and Tokens

Camp Minigames

Monster Hunter Diary

Plug & Play Factions and Lore

NPC and Enemy Cards

Custom Character Sheets

Product Description

Fondue Village was supposed to be a sleepy town after Governor Droolmont outlawed dairy out of spite. Instead? The abandoned factory started oozing nightmares, ratfolk smugglers kept rolling contraband gouda, and a primordial starter culture named Muctopus began whispering from the brine.

Now it’s state vs. plague cheese – and somehow, you’re the one hired to sniff out the truth.

Will you:

🧀 Wrestle a molten Gouda Golem until every breath smells like buttered regret?

🐀 Smuggle a 4-foot wheel of cheddar through festival crowds without it rolling into the river?

🎭 Trust Cheddrick the chatty mimic wedge when he insists licking the wall is “definitely the right call”?

🦑 Fight animated brie swarms, camembert singers, and cheddar slimes in a labyrinth of ooze and moldy riddles?

🍞 Play festival games like Fondue Dunk, Whey Lifting, and Cheese Wheel Chase?

⚔️ March with the Ministry of Digestive Order to burn the cheese factory and wage holy war against fondue itself?

👥 Or rally the villagers, flip the cheese cult into a full-blown street riot, and ban the governor before he bans buttered toast next?

Warning: May cause existential brie-downs, possession by cheddar fumes, unplanned crab battles, or being hailed as the savior (or destroyer) of dairy civilization.

Choose wisely, or just cheesily. Either way, the rind remembers.

 

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What you get:

  • Adventure Blueprint – 37 pages of streamlined adventure essentials for quick setup
  • 19 Custom Character and Creature Statblocks with new actions
  • Encounter Generator Table for quick and scalable combat
  • 30 Adventure Hooks to spice up the story
  • 8 new Magic Items and Spells
  • 3 Battlemaps for print and digital use
  • 19 Character and Monster Tokens
  • Monster Hunter Diary with relevant trophies
  • Plug&Play Factions and Lore
  • 5 NPC Cards

 

 

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